Stories I Have WRITTEN

Current thoughts:

• I am ASHAMED of myself (for some reason). "The group" is everywhere!! "The group" may be reading this once it is published on to my blog!! $!#*!! Oh well, I've experienced worse. Way worse. I dun cair if dey reed dis er not. Dey dun tawc to mee nneemoar so wutevr.
• The last two lines were stupid.
• Colgate is the most awesome brand ever.