Money

You know how much money I have in my bank account? A lot. Want me to tell you exactly? $0! Oh yeah! I HAVE NO BANK ACCOUNT! HAHAHAHA!! You just got- 

Excuse me, sorry for the caps lock. I don't feel like pressing the Backspace button on my keyboard right now... I'm level Amazing in my Lazy stat. Just kidding. But seriously, I'm just plain tired and bored with my brother trying to make me tickle him.

Personality

Without telling you about who am, or rather, what I'm like, you'd probably be confused on what tone of enthusiasm I am conveying. Amiright?

See that professional-looking writing up there? No you don't. I'm not trying to sound like a smart person (even though I am actually quite the smarticle, haha). I'm just being myself. It's what everyone is supposed to do, right? I don't walk around my school and say random nonsense. Okay, sometimes I say nonsense but I'm just being me for me. 

Beginning

Hello there, and I'm here to waste your time. Just kidding! I exist on Blogger because I want to talk about a few ideas. I have to say something about this one idea and let it out to the whole world, narrowed down to a magical land called the Internet.